We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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