Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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