When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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