I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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