I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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