we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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