We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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