The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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