piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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