i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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