I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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