i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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