Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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