can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
