if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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