we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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