apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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