the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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