i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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