Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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