Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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