walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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