ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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