Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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