only if we run a train.
done.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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