...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I can't put those talents on a resume
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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