I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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