He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I need water and some morals
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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