how can u be prego again
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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