So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
