I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
His nipple licking is glorious
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