i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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