i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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