: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
it's great music for shaving your balls
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Green mimosas i think yes
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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