remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Randomize