Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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