He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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