Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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