hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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