we're blogging at a bar
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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