found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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