i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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