You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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