I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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