getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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