Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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