You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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