i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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