covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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