she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just had sex on a roof
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
