You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
