I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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