How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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