Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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