Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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