I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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