I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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